"You could always write a depressing Broadway play." "Yea, it could be about people coming to terms with things."
"If William Shakespeare were alive today, he wouldn't be writing plays, he'd be making answering machine messages."
i like robots. i make clay fetuses for a living. i write entirely too much. i am sick sick sick of star tattoos. snakes + clowns + death = the sum of all fears. i want to be indiana jones. i love aloo gobi. i want to dig up aldous huxley's corpse and marry it. i'm like harriet the spy... i can't help it if i know what i like, and i know that i like tomato sandwiches.